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Ratings System

Ratings tend to not be the best indicators of opinions - for a better understanding read the entire review. However, ratings are also quick. So here is a quick legend of what these ratings might mean. Note that if there are multiple options, these options can merge in the hurricane that is my mentality.vAll ratings are made with both objective quality of the movie and personal opinion in mind. Reviews are made looking for all aspects of the movies, however seeking the positives as a priority over the negatives. If my rankings were chosen with a different method, this list would be entirely different.

0/5 - Nothing going for this movie. Example: A.V.P.:R.-Un:R[4.0]]{BETA}

1/5 - Barely anything going for this movie. Example: Batman & Robin

2/5 - Option A. Overrated. Example: The Amazing Spiderman. Option B. Had a lot of potential but it didn't fall through. Example: Alice in Wonderland (2010) Option C. Nothing new, nothing special, and synthetic. Example: Dolphin Tale. Option D. At least they tried. Example: Alien 3

3/5 - Option A. Cheesy and Fun, the best and worst of Popcorn Entertainment. Example: Piranaconda Option B. Good, Okay, but nothing that I even recommend by any stretch of the imagination. Just check it out if you're bored to death. Example: Highlander

3.5/5 - Very good, enjoyable. It's a fun time, and I recommend it, but don't rush out to the theaters. Something you would rent on Netflix. Example: Dracula 2000

3.8/5 Close to awesome but just great. Example: Iron Man

4/5 - Awesome but not perfect. Example: Batman Returns

5/5 - Between 90% done overtly well or 95% done well. Example: Batman Begins

5.5/5 - 95% Done overtly well or 100% done well. Example - Return of the Jedi

6/5 - Beyond Perfection. 100% done overtly well. Example: Cloverfield

All decimals represent a space in between these ratings.

Organized

TITLE=Rating Range. This part is all that applies to 6/5.

TOP=Worst of the range.

BOTTOM=Best of the Range.

Unratable

Leprechuan - For negative reasons

Alice in Wonderland (1951) - For positive reasons

ANONYMOUS - For...reasons.

Jesse James vs. Frankenstein's Daughter - WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!

Blood for Dracula - AAAAGHHH1

The Room -  Two Texas Toasters Which Toast Toast out of a possible handcuffed Gregory Peck in a bathing suit.

The Cyclops (2011) - BE FRENCH!!!

Oedipus the King in a Nutshell (2011) - Be French.

John Rambo IV: Return to Hell's Final Battlefield - Q/5

Men in Black to the Future - Shit...I forgot didn't I...

Snow White & The Thunder Gods - I'M BATMAN.

3 Dev Adam - UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

0-.9/5

A.V.P.:R.-Un:R[4.0]]{BETA} - 0/5

Grown-Ups - 0/5

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster - 0/5

The Bride - 0.25/5

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - 0.65/5

Frankenstein vs. the Creature from Blood Cove - 0.75/5

The Phantom Menace - 0.7/5 with a stinkbomb glued on.

1-1.9/5

Mr. Troop Mom - 1/5

Night of the Wolf - 1/5

Gulliver's Travels (2010) - 1/5

Assignment Terror/Dracula vs. Frankenstein - 1/5

The War in Space - 1/5

Nadja - 1/5 with a slam stamp seal of disapproval

Clash of the Titans (1981) - 1/5

Conan the Barbarian - 1/5

Predator 2 - 1/5

Alien Resurrection - 1/5

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior - 1/5

Batman & Robin - 1/5

Daigoro vs. Goliath - 1/5

Cowboys & Aliens - 1/5

Men in in Black - 1/5

Titanic II - Cheese: 2/5. Entertainment: .5/5. Final Rating: 1.25/5

The Adventure$ of TinTin: $ecret of the Unicorn (2011) - 1.4/5

The Day The Earth Stopped - 1.5/5

Alien vs. Predator - 1.5/5

Latitude Zero (1969) - 1.5/5

The Mummy's Hand - 1.5/5

Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness - 1.5/5

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires - 1.8/5

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) - 1.8/5

Jaws 3-D - 1.8/5

Aliens - 1.85/5

2-2.9/5

Signs - 2/5

Alien 3 - 2/5

Billy the Kid vs. Dracula - 2/5

Dracula A.D. 1972 - 2/5

Scars of Dracula - 2/5

Alice in Wonderland (2010) - 2/5

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - 2/5

Dolphin Tale - 2/5

Angels and Demons - 2/5

The Amazing Spiderman (2012) - 2/5

Kill For Thrill - 2/5

Thor - 2/5

Batman Forever - 2/5

Attack of the Clones - 2/5

The Curse of the Werewolf - 2/5

The Mummy's Ghost - 2/5

The Mummy's Curse - 2/5

Godzilla's Revenge - 2/5

Contagion - 2/5

Casino Royale (1967) - 2/5

I Am Number Four - 2/5, Final Scene gets a 4/5.

Friday the 13th Part 3-D - A crazy average between 1/5, 3.6/5, and taking away .025, making it 2.025/5

Werewolf of London - 2.3/5

The Mummy (1999) - 2.3/5

Apache[s] (1977) - 2.4/5

Apollo 18 - a combination of .8/5 and 4/5, bringing it down to 2.4/5

The Next Karate Kid - 2.41/5

Lake Placid 3 - 2.46/5

Lake Placid 4: The Final Chapter - 2.5/5

Robin Hood (2010) - 2.5/5

X-Men 3: The Last Stand  - 2.5/5

Rambo III - 2.5/5

Gone With the Wind (1939) - 2.6/5

King Kong Escapes - 2.6/5

The H-Man - 2.6/5

House of Frankenstein (1944) - 2.7/5

Frankenstein: The True Story - Part II - 2.7/5

The Horror of Frankenstein - 2.7/5

Frankenstein Conquers the World - 2.7/5

Godzilla vs. Megalon - 2.73/5

COLOMBiANA - 2.8/5

Spiderman 3 - 2.8/5

The Scorpion King - 2.8/5

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971) - 2.85/5

DinoCroc - 2.89

Dogora - 2.9/5

Transylvania 6-5000 - 2.9/5

The Evil of Frankenstein - 2.9/5

Varan the Unbelievable - 2.9/5

Dracula: Prince of Darkness - 2.94/5

Rambo: First Blood Part II - 2.95/5

Quigly - 2.95/5

Lake Placid 2 - 2.9999

3-3.9/5

Battle in Outer Space - 3/5

Jaws of the Pacific - 3/5

War of the Gargantuas - 3/5

Wrath of the Titans - 3/5

The Satanic Rites of Dracula - 3/5

House of Dracula - 3/5

She-Wolf of London - 3/5

Frankenstein 1970/60/75 - 3/5

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - 3/5

Frankenstein (2004) - 3/5

Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island - 3/5

Piranaconda - 3/5

Caveman - 3/5

Mad Monster Party? - 3/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval

X-Men: Origins: Wolverine - 3/5

The Dark Knight - Film: 2/5, All of the Joker bumps it up to 4/5, so I give it 3/5.

Thunderball - 3/5

Highlander - 3/5

The Mummy Returns - 3/5

Dracula: Dead and Loving It - 3/5

Oceans (2010) - 3.1/5

DinoCroc vs. SuperGator - 3.1/5

Predators - 3.1/5

Rio - 3.1/5

Godzilla vs. Hedorah (Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster) - 3.1/5

Speak The Movie - An average between 3.75 and 2.5, making it 3.125

Guns, Germs and Steel Episode 1: Out of Eden - 3.2/5

Season of the Witch (2011) - 3.24/5

On Her Majesty's Secret Service - 3.25

The 2x4 Musketeers - 3.28/5

Dinoshark - An average between 3.8/5 and 2.8/5, making it 3.3/5

The Scorpion King: Battle for Redemption - 3.3/5

Destroy All Planets - 3.3/5

Friday the 13th Part 2 - An average between 2.8 and 3.8, making it 3.3

X-Men 2 - 3.3/5

Fire in the Sky - 3.3/5

Taste the Blood of Dracula - 3.3/5

Gorath - Wanted to give it 4.5, should have given it 3.7, but when all is considered, 3.3/5

The Wolfman (2010) - 3.36/5

Salt - 3.4/5 (Some might consider it 4.5/5)

Ironclad - 3.4/5

Battle of Los Angeles (Asylum Version) - 3.4/5

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah  - 3.4/5

Ghost of Frankenstein - 3.4/5

High Plains Invaders - 3.45/5

Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed - 3.45/5

The Mummy (1959) - 3.45/5

Godzilla vs. Megagirus - 3.45/5

Dracula (1979) - 3.46/5

A Dog of Flanders - 3.48/5

Opal Dream - 3.5/5 (Some might consider it 2.8/5)

Please Vote For Me - 3.5/5

Seven Pounds - 3.5/5

The Mystery of the Wax Museum - 3.5/5

Kung Fu Werewolf From Outer Space - 3.5/5

Frankenstein's Daughter - 3.5/5

The Mysterians - 3.5/5

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - 3.5/5

Atragon - 3.5/5

Dracula 2000 - 3.5/5

Sharktopus - 3.5/5

Fast Five - 3.5/5

Lord of the Flies (1990) - 3.5/5

The Fifth Element - 3.5/5

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) - 3.5/5

Batman (1989) - 3.5/5

Whazzup Tiger Lily? - 3.5/5

The Jerk - 3.5/5

Lake Placid - 3.5/5

An American Werewolf in Paris - 3.5/5

Leprechaun 3 - 3.5/5

Clash of the Titans (2010) - 3.5/5

Diamonds are Forever - 3.5/5 + A Pair of Boobies

You Only Live Twice - 3.55/5

The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) - 3.5+two thirds of a tenth/5

The Karate Kid (2010) - 3.5678124982/5

Jaws 2 - 3.59/5

Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3-D 3.6/5

Invictus - 3.6/5

The King's Speech - 3.6/5

Son of Dracula - 3.6/5

Dracula II: Ascension  - 3.6/5

The Mummy's Tomb - 3.6/5

The Naked Gun: From the Files of The Police Squad - 3.6/5++-

Jaws - The Revenge - 3.63/5

Casino Royale (1954) - 3.65/5

Jesus Christ Superstar - 3.65/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval

Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster - 3.68/5

Dracula Has Risen from the Grave - 3.68/5

Ghostbusters II - 3.69/5

Return to Oz - 3.7/5

The Wizard and the Ring from the Museum - 3.7/5

Battlefield Earth - 3.7/5

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1916) - 3.7/5

Jason and the Argonauts (1963) - 3.7/5

Goldfinger - 3.7/5

Iron Man III - 3.7/5

Count Dracula (1970) - 3.7/5

Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy - 3.7/5

Friday the 13th: Part 10: Jason X - An average between 4.5/5 and 3/5, making it 3.75/5

Space Amoeba - 3.75/5

Friday the 13th: Part VI: Jason Lives - A crazy average between 3/5, 3/5, 4/5 and 4.5/5, making it 3.75/5

Mad Max - An average between 4.5/5 and 3/5, making it a 3.75/5

Aladdin (1992) - 3.76/5

Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1978)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter - 3.78/5

The Pixar Story - 3.8/5

The Last Starfighter - 3.8/5

Ladyhawke - A tenth score minus a six score and a two-tenths score.

Iron Man - 3.8/5

Live and Let Die - 3.8/5

Friday the 13th (2009) - 3.8/5

The Return of the Vampire (and the Werewolf) - 3.8/5

Rodan - 3.8/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval!

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla - 3.8/5

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. - 3.8/5

Zombieland - 3.8/5

The Dark Knight Rises - 3.8/5

King Kong vs. Godzilla - Triple average between 2, 3.5 and 6 based on several factors, landing it on 3.83/5

Frankenstein: The True Story (as a whole) - 3.85/5

Wolf - 3.9/5

Iron Man 2 - The first half was 4.8/5, the sceond half was 3/5, making it 3.9/5

Sand Serpents - 3.9/5

The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb - 3.9/5

The Karate Kid Part II - 3.9/5

Spiderman 2 - 3.9/5

Friday the 13th: Part VII: The New Blood - An average between 3.8/5 and 4/5, making it 3.9/5

The Legend of the Guardians - 3.94/5

The Green Lantern - 3.96/5

Of Mice and Men - 3.99/5

Skyline - 3.9999/5

4-4.9/5

The Deader the Better - 4/5

Jumanji - 4/5

Son of Godzilla - 4/5 (put that in perspective)

Spies Like Us - 4/5

Dr. No - 4/5

Eragon - 4/5

A Bug's Life - 4/5

Kooyanisqatsi - 4/5

Destroy All Monsters  - 4/5

Friday the 13th: Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - 4/5

Commando - 4/5

Predator - 4/5

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - 4/5

Rise of the Guardians  - 4/5

Camel Spiders - 4/5

The Spanish Version of Dracula - 4/5

The Return of Dracula - 4/5

Son of Frankenstein - 4/5

Batman Returns - 4/5

Godzilla vs. Gigan - 4/5

The Monster Squad - 4/5

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II - 4/5

Friday the 13th: Part IX: The Final Friday: Jason Goes to Hell - An average between 3/5 and 5/5. making it 4/5

One Man's Dream - 4/5

Godzilla: Final Wars - 4/5

Sayonara Jupiter - 4/5

Glory - 4/5

Frankenstein (1910) - 4/5

Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein - 4/5

Count Dracula (1977) - 4/5

Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People - 4/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - 4.123/5

The Green Hornet (2011) - 4.2/5

Men in Black (1997) - 4.2/5

Robin Hood: Men in Tights - 4.2/5

The Eagle (2011) - 4.2/5

Better Off Dead - An average between 5.2 and 3.2, making it 4.2/5

Mothra vs. Godzilla - 4.2/5

House of Wax (1953) - 4.2/5

Leprechaun II - 4.25/5

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides - 4.25/5

A Day Without a Mexican - 4.3/5

Brides of Dracula - 4.3/5

Invasion of the Astro-Monster - 4.3/5

Spiderman (2002) - 4.3/5

Rango - An average between 4/5 and 4.75/5, making it 4.375/5

Bugs! 3-D IMAX - 4.4/5

Jonah Hex - 4.4/5

Black Friday (1940) - 4.4/5

Gamera the Invincible - 4.4/5

Spaceballs - 4.4/5

The Goonies - 4.4/5

The Avengers - 4.4/5

Mud - 4.45/5

Toy Story 2 - 4.49/5

Finding Nemo - 4.5/5

Abbot and Costello Meet The Invisible Man - 4.5/5

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - 4.5/5

Chronicle - 4.5/5

Machete - 4.5/5

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning- An average between 4/5 and 5/5, making it 4.5/5

Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man - 4.5/5

Frankenweenie (2012) - 4.5/5

Attack of the Monsters - 4.525

Gamera vs. Monster X - 4.6/5

Ghidorah The Three-Headed Monster - 4.6/5

[Horror of] Dracula - 4.6/5

The Revenge of Frankenstein - 4.6/5

Frankenstein Created Woman - An average between 4, 3.8 and 6, resulting in 4.6/5

Contact - 4.69/5

Godzilla and Mothra (and Battra) (and Batman) - 4.7/5

The Land Before Time - 4.7/5

Dream House - 4.7/5

From Russia with Love - 4.7/5

The Karate Kid (1984) - An average between 4/5 and 5.5/5, making it 4.75/5

War of the Monsters (1966) - 4.75/5

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack - 4.75/5

Tron: Legacy - 4.79/5

The Night of Counting the Years - 4.79/5

The A-Team - 4.8/5

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) - 4.8/5

To Kill a Mockingbird - 4.8/5

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - 4.8/5

Mothra - 4.8/5

X-Men First Class - 4.8/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval.

Real Steel - 4.8/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval.

Star Wars - 4.8/5

Close Encounters of the Third Kind - 4.82/5

Garry Potter: Part Heaven.Chives: The Old Marshmallow: Part Fun - 4.85/5

Toy Story - 4.85/5

An American Werewolf in London - 4.89/5

The Curse of Frankenstein - 4.9/5

The Princess and the Frog - 4.9/5

Back to the Future Part III - 4.9/5

Apollo 13 - 4.9/5

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror - 4.9/5

The Color Purple - 4.9/5

About Schmidt - 4.9/5

Young Frankenstein - 4.9/5

Dracula (1931) - 4.95/5

5-5.9/5

Hubble 3-D - 5/5

The Losers - 5/5

Tron - 5/5

The Adjustment Bureau - 5/5

Memento - 5/5

First Blood - 5/5

Batman Begins - 5/5

The Prestige - 5/5

Moneyball: Based on a True Story - 5/5

Hugo - 5/5

War Horse - 5/5

Dracula's Daughter - 5/5

Back to the Future - 5/5

Citizen Kane - An average between 6/5 and 4/5, which adds up to 5/5

Psycho - 5/5

Frankenstein: The True Story - Part I - 5/5

Shadow of the Vampire - 5/5

The Blues Brothers  - 5/5

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - An average between 4.1/5 and 6/5, which averages to 5.05/5

Back to the Future Part II - 5.07/5

Frankenstein (1931) - 5.1/5

Enter the Dragon - 5.13/5

Rise of the Planet of the Apes  - 5.16/5

X-Men - 5.25/5

The Wrestler - 5.25/5

Gangs of New York - 5.25/5

The Artist - 5.27/5

The Wolf Man (1941) - 5.3/5

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - 5.3/5

The Day The Earth Stood Still - 5.3/5

Spirited Away - 5.4/5

Dementia 13 -5.4/5

The Mummy (1932) - 5.4/5

Pulp Fiction - 5.4/5

True Grit (2010) - 5.45/5

Jaws - 5.458/5

Source Code - 5.46/5

Nosferatu the Vampyre - 5.46/5

African Cats - 5.5/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval!

Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog - 5.5/5

The Producers (1968) - 5.5/5

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - 5.5/5

Unstoppable - 5.5/5

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three - 5.5/5

Return of the Jedi - 5.5/5

PontyPool - 5.5/5 + The Kickass Seal of Approval!

Prometheus - 5.5/5

Garry Popper and the Old Marshmallow: Part Tooth - 5.6/5

The Bride of Frankenstein - 5.6/5

Alien - 5.6/5

Scarface: The Shame of a Nation - 5.7/5

Raging Bull - 5.7/5

Garry Popper and the Old Marshmallow: Complete 5 1/2 Hour Long Feature Film - 5.8/5

2001: A Space Odyssey - 5.8/5

The Corporation - 5.8/5

Friday the 13th (1980) - 5.95/5

6/5

Going to the movie theater at a big premiere

Cloverfield

The Cabin in the Woods

Donnie Darko

Freddy vs. Jason

Super 8

Inception

Salaam Bombay

Life of Pi

The Expendables

The Empire Strikes Back

Toy Story 3

The Jersey Odysseus Episode 1: Legend of the Blue Hole.

The Shawshank Redemption

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Lord of the Flies (1963)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Scarface